How To Preserve A Husband
Total Time: 17520 hrs
Preparation Time: 8760 hrs
Cook Time: 8760 hrs
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Recipe
- 1 be careful in your selection. don't choose too young. when selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
- 2 some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water. this may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
- 3 wrap them in a mantle of charity. keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream.
- 4 thus prepared, they will keep for years.
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